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X is so today at work, I accidently ripped one in front of a hot female. Seein I was embaressed, she cheerfuly responded, "oh yeah?". She then proceeded to lift her leg and cut one of the ripest farts ive ever heard. Oddly awesome.
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←Rate | 07-01-2010 09:39 by samm g | Tags: Approved

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Friday July 2, 2010 @ 07:09 PM

You are the quintessential loser!!

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