Funny Status Message #211108
X is Me: I've been feeling unwell. Can I take a one day leave? Boss: When I feel sick, I kiss my wife and my sickness goes. Try it! Me: I tried it. At first your wife hesitated, but then she enjoyed it. Boss: you're done - fired!
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