Funny Status Message #20199

X says I couldn't reach my oil filter... so I took out the entire engine.
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←Rate | 04-23-2010 15:23 by Aaron | Tags: Approved

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Friday April 23, 2010 @ 03:40 PM

Crystal meth will do that to you

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