Funny Status Message #200334

X says I used to go dumpster diving but eventually concluded that my local swimming pool was a better place to do it.
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# 149572 The lifeguard kicked me out of the swimming pool this morning for peeing in the water. I said, why are you picking on me? everybody else does it ? he said yeah, but not from the diving board you d*ck head.
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# 109312 A man came to my door and asked if I would make a donation to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

←Rate | 10-02-2020 08:47

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