Funny Status Message #193986

X says Wife: I swear, it's like you never even listen to me!!! Me: Sounds great, Dear.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 40461 Dear Santa, Don't listen to any of my Facebook friends. I have been a perfect angel, I swear.
# 136202 If you ever want to know what it sounds like three feet up a cow's azz just listen to lovers talk.
# 166252 Dear Weekend, I swear the weekdays mean nothing to me. You're the one I want to be with.

←Rate | 09-09-2019 15:45

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links