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X says People say “the early bird gets the worm.” But everyone freaks out when I drink tequila at 8am
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←Rate | 02-08-2019 14:35 by Cicci

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Sunday February 10, 2019 @ 03:53 AM

You got that from The Late Show Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions 2/07/19.

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