Funny Status Message #188017

X says No one ever tell you about the amount of heavy cleaning involved in a successful career as a serial killer.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 186700 Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
# 163577 When you unlike my humanitarian posts, I think you're on the beast side, I imagine a person with an extreme antisocial disorder, say an undetected killer or with potential to be a serial killer.
# 83005 When you're in the car alone everyone outside is a serial killer.

←Rate | 08-10-2018 03:32

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links