Funny Status Message #178125

X says Based on the speed and incline of the treadmill, the woman next to me at the gym broke up 2 weeks ago
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# 158594 Based on the speed and incline of the treadmil, the woman next to me at the gym broke up 2 weeks ago.
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# 127299 If I keep hitting the treadmill like I do every night, in a few weeks maybe I'll learn to turn on the light when I get up to pee in the dark

←Rate | 05-19-2017 05:05

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