Funny Status Message #173704

X says I've never bitten off more than I can chew, but once I put too much mouthwash in my mouth and couldn't swish it around.
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# 49047 Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think. ツ
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←Rate | 01-07-2017 17:34

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