Funny Status Message #162048
X says Taking care of your drunk friends inadvertently prepares you to be a father or mother.
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- # 30929 I've realized that when taking care of really drunk friends, I have to treat them like they're 5-year-olds. "Mmm this water is so delicious! You want to try some?" And the funny thing is, it works. "Yeah, give me some of that sh*t!"
- # 90632 You don't have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up
- # 67411 Father: "I'm the BOSS. I make the rules and run this house, understand?" Daughter: "Why are you whispering daddy?" Father: "I don't want your mother to hear me."
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