Funny Status Message #159732

X n't it ironic that a woman wears makeup, mascara, a push up bra, spanx and high heels but wants a man who's honest!
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# 154524 Her: "Now, I'm going to go to the bathroom and take off my 1 pound of makeup, high heels, push-up bra, colored contacts and 3/4 of my hair and then we're going to talk about YOU being more honest."
# 16921 Ladies, when you expect a guy 2 be completely honest with u, I laugh. you women wear heels- UR not that tall, you wear makeup- you don't look like that, you color you hair- UR not a blonde. Everything about you is a lie & you expect a man to tell you the
# 118724 if we get to my place and she's wearing a push up bra and spanx, I'm putting her s hit on the street...

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