Funny Status Message #158378
X says I said I was hungry, she thought I said I was horny. Long story short, best first date ever..

Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 117375 Don't shop when hungry. Don't date when horny. Don't update your status when drunk
- # 103511 By the time someone says "long story short" it's already too long.
- # 140555 Long story short, I love summaries
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses