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X Sure hope someone in the stands knows how to do the Heimlich maneuver today in Dallas because there are going to be a lot of Cowboys choking
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←Rate | 01-04-2015 16:08 by Uncle Bubba

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CowboysFan
Sunday January 4, 2015 @ 11:28 PM

Ha!!! You need to stick to writing stupid douchey statuses and give up predicting football!!

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