Funny Status Message #155539
X Sure hope someone in the stands knows how to do the Heimlich maneuver today in Dallas because there are going to be a lot of Cowboys choking

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Anonymous
Monday January 5, 2015 @ 12:49 AM
Monday January 5, 2015 @ 12:49 AM
Not today mother f**cker
CowboysFan
Monday January 5, 2015 @ 04:28 AM
Monday January 5, 2015 @ 04:28 AM
Ha!!! You need to stick to writing stupid douchey statuses and give up predicting football!!
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Monday January 5, 2015 @ 12:22 AM
Your mom chokes a lot too!