Funny Status Message #146710
X says My wife says it doesn’t count as sex if I don’t last longer than 30 seconds. So apparently I’m still a virgin in her books.
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 96265 Ladies: Never die a virgin! Apparently when you get to heaven a virgin you get to be one of the 70 wives of a suicide bomber…
- # 211241 I told my wife I cleaned the kitchen. Apparently “cleared a walking path” doesn’t count.
- # 5842 Don't count the seconds... Make every second count...
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
