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X says Got a call from the IRS this morning, the lady asked me why I sent a condom in with my taxes, I said I figured if I am getting f%ck%d, might as well be safe about it.....
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# 44428 Doing my taxes with a condom on. Figured I'm going to get screwed anyway, so why not be safe about it.
# 110037 I just figured out my taxes & I have to pay.. But I have to do my part.. Otherwise some guy who paid no taxes in the 1st place wouldn't get a refund.
# 131149 I always practice safe sex. When I am done, I deflate her and put her in the safe. I don't want my cleaning lady finding it.

←Rate | 03-03-2014 11:33 by SEAN

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