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X says When someone say's.. Living the american dream. I picture... Them with a large pizza, on their lap. While dipping fries into a frosty.
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# 127587 The doctor said I have to start watching what I eat and drink. Today, I watched a ham and cheese omelet, a bacon cheeseburger, a large french fry, a frosty, and now I am getting ready to watch a meat lovers pizza and a cold brew...I got this covered doc.
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