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X says COLD? You haven't seen cold, until you've woke up next to my ex-wife! .. Fridged!
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# 144823 COLD? You haven't seen cold, until you've woke up next to my ex-wife! .. Fridged!
# 23015 It's pretty hot today, but I'll take the heat over the cold any time. Heat = slight sweaty discomfort; drink cold water as needed. Cold = Physical pain of the extremities; sit in a hot tub and dont get out until spring .
# 143444 I asked for a glass of cold water from my drunk af friend I found him with a cup in the microwave. I told him "I said cold water whys it in the microwave?" He replied "we didn't have any cold water, so I'm melting ice for you" l

←Rate | 02-05-2014 07:43 by todd

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