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X says Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra.
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# 122090 Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I tried to ride a bike when I was stoned I ended up in a hedge.
# 122032 Lance Armstrong cheated this whole time? Well I still think it's cool he was the first man to ride a bike on the moon!
# 164026 People should never judge Lance Armstrong for being on drugs in the Tour de France races, when other drug addicts have a harder time finding their own bike.

←Rate | 12-17-2013 09:45

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