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X [You're choking]:---- I have two choices: Do I perform the Hiemlich Manuever or should I just stand there and pray for you?.........Science: 1 , Religion: -10
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←Rate | 11-21-2013 23:26 by Danmanz

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DJ Trey
Monday November 25, 2013 @ 12:38 PM

You have no clue Danmanz. Go back to playing with yourself.

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