Funny Status Message #140138
X ran my first 5k today...finally I said, "Lady, take your purse!!"
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 86464 Its a dog, not an accessory! Get that poor thing outta your purse lady!!
- # 75721 I'm gonna be your murder consultant. Motherfucker Jones. How'd you get the nickname Motherfucker? When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom. I've heard enough. I snuck up behind her and then slipped my fingersinto her purse. Purse, he said purse.
- # 95966 I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had $12 in her purse.
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
