Funny Status Message #138729
X says Today I was walking down the street and a cop stop me, he asked me if I had a police record ...I said yes ....Every Breath You Take and Don't Stand So Close To Me........ Thank-God, I got bonded, my cellmate Roxanne was just a little weird!

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Lil-David
Wednesday October 16, 2013 @ 08:36 PM
Wednesday October 16, 2013 @ 08:36 PM
It would have been. But every breath you take, don't stand so close to me, and Roxanne are all Police songs (The Group) But TY HotTea
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Wednesday October 16, 2013 @ 10:44 AM
That would be funnier if Roxanne was changed to Lola.