Funny Status Message #123997

X says The real St. Valentine was beaten, stoned and then beheaded...now that would make one hell of a Hallmark card...
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# 90551 St. Valentine was actually beaten, stoned, and then eventually beheaded...they don't tell you that on the cards.
# 145650 Happy Valentine's Day...this statement just costs me $1.50 per word...thanks Hallmark Card store...
# 90606 Hallmark, I'll go 50/50 on this card with you: "Moisten your inbox, baby; this Valentine's coming in hard."

←Rate | 02-13-2013 23:55 by the turk

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