Funny Status Message #121893

X What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich? An ambulance.
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# 109482 Guys are always saying they get their woman to make them a sandwich right after sex. If she can walk straight after having sex, you're doing it wrong! Go make your own damn sandwich!
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# 133518 It's a man's world, until the woman refuses to make a sandwich.

←Rate | 01-17-2013 00:45 by @zubindalal1

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