Funny Status Message #121721

X I don't use a lot of hand sanitizer because I'm a germaphobe. I just like everyone to think that I'm hatching a dastardly plan ツ
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# 101348 The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.
# 29220 Man, that .01% of germs that can't be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad ass sh*t.
# 160138 Hand sanitizer?? No thanks, I let my kids eat dirt when they were little so now they have no allergies.

←Rate | 01-15-2013 10:52 by Goober Peas

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