Funny Status Message #114170

X I wish I had a biker chick for my woman. Skinny legs, big b00bs, pot belly, and a face like Popeye.
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# 199170 Popeye's Chicken is offensive to guys who have ridiculously large forearms with anchors tattooed on them and really skinny girlfriends.
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←Rate | 10-15-2012 10:50 by Cavatappi , noads

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