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openquote We didn't lose the cricket match, we just came secondclosequote
- Quinton Marais
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-11-04 14:58:29 by Shane Pow Chong

openquote Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.closequote
- Unknown
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openquote Cause baby Im not alright when you go, Im not fine, Please be all mine, I never want you to go, cause I am all yours, So please be all mineclosequote
- The Used
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-11-04 00:29:15 by Krissys First

openquote Sometimes it lasts in love.
Sometimes it hurts instead...closequote
- Adele
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openquote Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.closequote
- Yogi Berra
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openquote Sometimes I feel overly aloof. It's as if I'm so much better than the world and everyone else is stupid.closequote
- Catherine Ann Caruso
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openquote Depression is not a sign of weekness, it is a sign that you have been strong for too long.closequote
- Once In A Lifetime
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openquote Use your brain just for a changeclosequote
- Atif Khan 1973-waiting
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openquote They called them names they say their screwed up in the head but they don't take a second and figure it out whats wrong with them. closequote
- Ramiro Arreola
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openquote Society rewards ignorance, immorality, disrespect toward others - anything it finds profitable, distracting, & entertaining.

...and folks adapt these qualities, simply yearning for attention, or ironically, love.closequote
- Michael Musicatedminor Sullivan
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openquote They say that love is forever, your forever is all that I needclosequote
- Sleeping With Sirens, If I'm James Dean Then Your
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openquote When life gives you Mexicans, call the border police closequote
- Hunterboy300
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openquote When life gives you Mexicans, call the border police closequote
- Levi Sneath
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openquote I came, I saw, I conquered.closequote
- Julies Cesar
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openquote 2 be or not 2 be that is the questionclosequote
- Shakespear
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openquote I was driving a car and i saw a dog in front of the road sleeping and i thought it was dead so i drove over it and said its dead closequote
- Hehehhee
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-11-01 11:13:34 by Freakshaw

openquote Better a positive Wassermann than never to have loved at all.closequote
- Anaynmous Med Student
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openquote Ill die to win cuz im born to lose.closequote
- Breaking Benjamin, Firefly
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openquote If you have a chance in life and take it your and idiot, but if you have a chance in life and you dont take it your a moronclosequote
- Murphy
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-10-31 12:23:26 by Murphster

openquote Feeling for everything.. Is just killing ur self closequote
- Max
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-10-30 08:28:12 by Raja


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