Sometimes i walk into a clean house and think wow but other people walk into a messy house and think ew but when theres dirty dishes in the sink that means ifeed my children, theres clean clothes piled a mile high on my couch that means my kids have claen clothes, my bathroom has water all over the floor that means my childre had a bath so next time you walk into a messy house think for once hey they feed, bathe, and keep clean clothes on thier chilbren

- Unknown

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-09 14:44:11 by Elizabeth

If you want to go nowhere follow the crowd

- Charlie Brown

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-09 08:07:48

To be old and wise, you once have to have been young and stupid.

- Backgrounds (app)

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-08 22:44:55 by Evilgummybear

Rocky:don't push me! Hang on that's what humpty dumpty said!

- Salon

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-08 16:43:29

Don't tell me that the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

- Me Myself And I

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-07 19:37:37 by Kevin Mutum

Never to argue with an idiots because first they brings you to their level and than they beat you with their experience.

- Bill Gates

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-07 06:38:38

1 + 1 = 2. Not window!

- Santa's Little Helper

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-06 16:25:37

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

- Santa's Little Helper

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-06 16:20:03

High heels were invented by a woman who was kissed on her forehead!

- Shlomo Ben Ezra

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-05 17:03:32 by Samuel

I'd rather be lucky than smart. After all, even a smart person can be hit by a bus.

- Joe Garagiola

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-05 16:11:19 by Cal Hancock

"Ending a sentence with a preopsition is something up with which I shall not put."

- Winston Churchill

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-05 15:31:29

"i cant wait to die so all the mouths of the vultures can be fed"

- Smile Empty Soul

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-05 09:13:13

Life is a game..we cant pause it,but we can exit!!

- Sukhwinder

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-04 04:25:19 by Sukhwinder Saini

I try so hard to tell myself that you're gone, but though you're still with me, I've been alone all along.

- Evanescence

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-03 22:30:10

Now the oak trees are swaying in the early autumn breeze the sun is shineing on my face the tangled thoughts i hear a mocking bird sings this old world really aint that bad a place

- Rascal Flatts

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-02 16:32:57

""A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

- Fred Allen

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-01 21:24:30 by A Person

You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that's enough to make a good living.

- W.c. Fields

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-01 17:58:27 by Randy