Funny Away Messages
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Sometimes I just sign on and off in rapid succession, knowing that computers around the world are producing the terrible sound of doors slamming. Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good! I need something down my throat... and no it's not your tongue, sorry I've lost my mind~out to go find it They say I have A.D.D. they just don't understand... Oh look a squirrel! Not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed are we? oh wait... Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!? 567.. 568.. 569.. Can't talk until I finish my pushups 570.. 571.. BRB, I am taking care of business Screw Snapple I'm the best stuff on earth What kind of s/n is %n(Their Screen name)? Congratulations %n(Their Screen name) had a baby!!!! I'm at the baby shower, bbl. Only fools leave away messages insert away message here> Let's talk about Rights and Lefts.. Your Right! I left! I'm not here. Cry me a river, build me a bridge, then do us all a favor and jump off of it! Now I lay me down to study and pray the lord I don't go nutty if I shall fail to learn this junk I pray the lord I will not flunk if I do don't pity me Who even reads these anymore? This straight jacket is surprisingly comfortable, but unfortunately I cant reach my keyboard until they unstrap me.. I really like the padded rooms though, they are very fun until about the third day of isolation then you get bored... that's when you start thinking... was I ever really sane? Did I ever tell you that I loved you I am not available because I am looking at porn that takes up the whole computer screen I spent all day thinking about a cool away message and this is what I came up with: NOTHING You're right...I left! How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
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