Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   if you need a quick ego boost.... watch an episode or 2 of intervention on A&E... I feel great now!

   Really? If you can pee that high, DEFINITELY join the fire brigade. Yah

   ‎"Hold my beer and watch this." ...that sure brings back high school memories..

   wished there was o dislike button for pics posted in fb...:|

   I had a recurring dream once !

   MONDAYS ARE FOR MASOCHISTS. It's bleak and raining and there's not one dang cookie in the house.

   Oh, crap! This isn't where I parked my car!

   thinks its amazing how he just killed his catus by not watering it

   With Ireland having a trouble these days, I say we should come up with a St Pattys Day in December. All profits will go to bail out Ireland!

   I ring bells randomly so that the Angels getting their Wings will be taken by surprise. Sometimes I ring 10 bells at once and wonder how chaotic it must be!

   now interactive on facebook. If you move your arrow keys on the keyboard it controlls my left ear. Have fun!

   I've learned that if you say you're a bad liar, you can pretty much lie about anything.

   addicted to counseling, I need counseling

   magine yourself as you would like to be, doing what you want to do,and each day, take one step towards your dream. And though at times it may seem too difficult to continue, hold on to your dream.One morning you will awake to find that you are the person

   Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

   coloring outside the lines

   Hows about you give me your number while I'm still interested.

   ...BBC News: 'Cap For Unemployed Families On Benefits' - Burberry by any chance?

   Someone asked me what the difference between a professional and a businessman is: a businessman thinks about himself, a professional the organization.

   I command you to read my status.......Thanks!