Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   n't it strange how hot sexy women always drive cute little cars? Which reminds me - the MOT's due on the wife's Transit.

   Ignorance is bliss ... always keep this in mind when communicating with those you may question with the information you are about to impart upon them.

   Police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

   Your pictures would look a lot better if they were real.

   Always be upfront with your feelings and not lead people on.

   Beauty is not make up.

   Waitress just said their creamed spinach was banging. Not sure how I feel about that.

   Me, wait for you? No thanks! I've stretched the game out, crossed your name out. This man has moved on to better things.

   Of course the snow is really "coming down" out there. What? As opposed to it going up?

   John Fogarty is asking me if I've ever seen the rain.......I have and I've seen alot more snow than I care to though.

   having a Valentine's Eve party for those that need to have a good time before tomorrow comes.

   I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with you keeping your hands off of my body.

   Bree Olson and company, dont go thinking you all are something special....Even Hugh Hefner went through " GODDSSES " like toilet paper...im just sayin!!!

   there a better scream-along song than Journey's Don't Stop Believin'?

   Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

   I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

   wondering if Saddam ever said to Osama 'What you need to do is employ people who look exactly like you so they can be found instead.'

   "On your bach,or you vill go bach"-Arnold Schwarzenegger

   just because you put hogh octane in your metro geo doesn't mean you belong in the fast lane.

   I have in fact fallen more walking up stairs then falling down stairs.