Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   There's no shame in being afraid. Hell, we're all afraid. What you gotta do is figure out what you're afraid of because when you put a face on it, you can beat it. Better yet, you can use it.

   What bores me is repetition, i.e. when people repeat themselves. It's boring and repetitive. Boring. Like repetitive posts. They bore me.

   How many times in your life have you said HE or SHE is the one only to find out that you were mistaken?

   Perpetually looking for things I misplaced.

   The 4 interactions I've had with human beings today, plus the one after that.

   What did the Peanut say to the Walnut? I'll cashew later.

   I stopped saying I liked women with "junk in the trunk" when I realized it wasn't a euphemism for ana l.

   I'm learning Spanish! Lesson 1 is pronunciation. So far I know "huh", "I'm sorry what" & "Can you say that again please"

   You have to get along with everybody. You're out-numbered.

   Holding someone accountable is a form of love, too.

   Give me freedom or give me marriage.

   Bert and Ernie are a perfect closeted TV couple. You are not sure they are gay, but you can't prove they aren't.

   I'm on the "I love food more than I love exercise but I love naps more than I love food" diet.

   You have not experienced crazy until you experience NYC crazy. A man just tried to sell me a book he wrote called Don't beat your kids or they are going to turn out like me. Lol

   I got 0 problems and denial is one!

   GET RICH OR FALL ASLEEP TRYIN

   The best things in life make no sense.

   Some are living and others are struggling not to die........

   That drunk girl that steals my phone and pretends to be me on here every weekend is coming over tonight

   I need to start watching WNBA b/c it seems like woman are playing NBA players better than NBA players are playing themselves...