Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   this is just a test. Had this been a real status update, it would of consisted of babbling of an idiot rambling on about monkeys and their banana eating ways. We thank you for participating in this test.

   its not that I cant do a rubiks cube its just your colorblind.. :)

   responsibly irresponsible....

   You ever watched ants? You got that kinda time on your hands like me??

   Out of a million voices I want to be the one that is heard.

   Its so hot outside right now that I'm getting hot flashes... and I'm a man!

   Beer: sometimes too much to drink isn't enough..

   if I could only make myself believe

   grammar - not just a type of school anymore.

   looking at pictures of your girl friend on facebook:P

   wandering around the neighborhood wearing nothing but bells on his nipples

   the swine flu. damn you porky pig.

   the wizzard of ahhhs

   got 2 be better than Jack Bauer. He got scared half to death TWICE and still lived!

   sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good - just like now :)

   turning into a werewolf ...........Grrrrrr...

   flossing her teeth and typing this with her toes

   ..60% of the time...it works everytime.

   "Arsene has brought us success, beautiful football and the glorious Thierry Henry. But if the Adebayor deal falls through, I swear I'll rip his cock out through his nose."

   Mr. Solo Dolo.