Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   trying to figure out the Euro debt crisis but it's all Greek to me...

   Ladies, most of the time us guy are like placemats. We only show up when there's food on the table.

   If you're not in love right now, you're wasting valuable time!

   the store has close parking spots for "new parents"...if I adopt a 10 yr old, do I get to park there?

   You sent me a picture of your pen!s, so I sent one back and I'm the a$$hole?! I thought you wanted to exchange pictures...

   Im Always Tree Shoppin Like Its Christmas

   My favorite people on Facebook are my friends and people that have no idea that I exist.

   I'm sitting here watching "The First 48", and thinking, you just killed someone....is it THAT hard to plead 'not guilty" and just take your chances..

   Gossip is usually planted with the hopes that it will spread.

   I rang Babestation the other night and the woman said "Hi sexy, what can I do for you? I said "Fu*king hide, my wife's coming and ive lost the remote!

   As awesome as it would be, sadly the state farm jingle does not work for you unless you are doing a commercial :(

   believes that I date the same man over and over just in different wrappers...

   Wonder if all the fake Facebooker's will be real on Halloween and tell us how their life is really going??

   Sometimes you gotta give them candy...

   People still talk about the Clinton sex scandal as if the meteoric rise and fall of the Sneaker Pimps wasn't the 90s drama du jour.

   I have an inferiority complex....but it's not a very good one !

   writing in his new book "sex and pregnancy - a possible connection?"

   It is true there is no "I' in team, but there is a lot of "I's" on the USA Olympic Men's Basketball Team

   so....I just got a Booty Call from Life....apparently it still wants to keep screwing me.... :(

   Rick Ross made a song call "Hold Me Back"....He dont seem to realize how many people that would take