Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   thinks barry manilow should shut the hell up.

   pretty much an exclamation mark in human form...

   the right kinda wrong!

   working as a yo-yo tester definitely has its ups and downs!!!

   getting so old that intead of doing Tequila shots...I'm doing Metamusil shots...

   wonders if you can grow weed on Farm Town and sell it on Dope Wars

   obeying alien orders

   doesn't drink anymore, doesn't drink any less either

   Obviously delicious. Secretly nutritious .

   uses the lyrics from a top piece of music and interpersed it into my status. It just goes to show you what a Big Fat Phooney I am!

   tell a grown up if someone touches you the wrong way. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle...(sings) G.I. Joe!

   those who wish to sing, always find a song. =)

   it's better to put the cats medicine down the throat...not the windpipe!

   subpeoning you to appear before my high court of tea and cookies, to give evidence of our combined awesomeness.

   "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm taking a shower, So I won't smell like you! "

   mooning traffic for her own entertainment

   if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all of her friends?!

   ...Brad Pitt may favor death penalty after BP oil spill. Says execs should hafta watch “Meet Joe Black” over & over til they kill themselves!

   My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

   I perfected the art of swilling so that nobody could say I have a drinking problem.