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   messageicon everywhere that's anywhere
←Rate | 12-27-2008 03:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega saur-ass
←Rate | 02-19-2010 09:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The hottest love has the coldest end !!!, Boyfriends come and go, but friends r forever.. enjoy ur SINGLE life
←Rate | 03-08-2010 09:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge raclst, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was bIack - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
←Rate | 12-23-2021 14:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I respect your right to freedom of speech but I don't have to agree with what you say. And...guess what! That's okay!
←Rate | 08-07-2023 12:03 by @ttmichael09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time Rush Limbaugh talks the more I'm convinced that he's the love child of Stay Puff marshmallow man, Jabba the Hut, and a cancerous tumor
←Rate | 03-05-2012 21:47 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
←Rate | 05-05-2013 22:01 by Really? Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of these days I will burst into flames, like Ghost Rider, and steal the souls of those who toss cig butts out of moving vehicles.
←Rate | 09-06-2013 09:48 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember it's Sunday. No clever, sarcastic, or intellectual humor. The mouth breathers won't "get" them.
←Rate | 03-10-2013 12:12 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  


   messageicon One rogue human being out of seven billion loses it and goes berserk and suddenly all humanity must be condemned?
←Rate | 12-17-2012 00:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon T̶r̶ eat your girl right, or someone else will
←Rate | 06-21-2012 04:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a flat tire... Pulled over to change it. Stupid guy says, "Did your tire go flat?" I said " No, I was driving along and the other 3 just swelled up!"
←Rate | 02-20-2012 06:01 by CindyAnn Comments (1)  


   messageicon it's true, I too was born a poor, black child.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 20:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian. Kim Bassinger. Kim Chee. I'll take "Things that are edible" for $500 Alex
←Rate | 11-09-2011 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Black Friday is over, wonder if Mexican Saturday means things are free??
←Rate | 11-26-2011 09:05 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I WASNT GOOD IN MATH BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX I'm ALL ABOUT ANGLES
←Rate | 11-29-2011 15:48 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania's upset. Several news outlets called her a 'former escort'. because the word 'former' implies that she isn't one anymore.
←Rate | 09-01-2016 10:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Trudeau should just run the whole of North America!
←Rate | 10-14-2016 09:52 by CrackY Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Chinese President accidentally called Steve Bannon "Mr. President" because all these white guys look the same.
←Rate | 04-06-2017 15:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the edited version of Home Alone 2 is much better!!!
←Rate | 12-30-2019 15:16 Comments (0)  



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