Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   wants to play basketball with the president and dunk on his delegates.

   DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

   Watching the neighbors climb in their SUV with dirt shovels and a rolled up carpet hmmm.... oh well

   needs money for alcohol research. Please donate.

   Slutty Is The New Trend..Well Aren't You Just The Little Trend Setter?

   Failure is not an Option, and Defeat is not a Choice!

   born with two helpings of brains but only half a helping of heart

   I no-longer have magazines in my washroom, I got my phone to mess around with instead

   The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

   Drunk Midgets....i'm pretty sure this is what people come to the internet for.

   it was a JOKE that I had my status as female on facebook....i have changed that...now can people please stop calling me "chicky babe"

   Just think, next year at this time I will be able to say Happy 2012, but with an evil grin on my face,

   I've been f***ed up by Karma so many times I could write the KaRma Sutra by now…

   Whoever has the most Facebook friends when he dies WINS

   Has anyone invented exploding vuvuzelas yet? (Please don't steal my idea.)

   You may be out of my sight... but never out of my mind... I Miss You!

   not suffering from Schizophrenia, he/she's quite enjoying it. and so am I.

   DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK.

   being defiant and popping his microwave popcorn with the "This Side Up" facing down. BITE ME REDEHBACHER!

   Does anyone know a good Russian accountant? I need their help on tax evasion.