Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Romney's now unemployed, like most Dems. Well, except that he's rich...

     When did I realize I was God? Well I was praying, and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

   Fat chicks never forget a drunken hook-up, because an elephant never forgets.

   President Obama felt the Virginia Earthquake at the White House where he said it was centered on the George Bush Fault Line.

   Arguing with strangers on the internet is like the Special Olympics. You might win, but you're still retarded! :)

   my blind son just said this to me "hear ya later"

   You know it's been a good night when you throw your panties at the wall and they stick there.

   the next contestant on The Price Is Right!

   ✓ Adolf Hitler, ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ JUSTIN BIEBER

   Mmmm...I see why Obama kept PBS

   chillin like a villain.

   staring at a Orange Juice box, dancing in front of a beer, and is having a epileptic seizure in front of some salad dressing...

   you say tomato I say get out of my bedroom.

   insists that EL Cucuy lives in her closet!

   If I go without sun much longer I am going to turn into a bat and fly to my castle......

   ‎is So,.. Just in case all Hell does freeze over, What's your Number?"

   I've had bratwurst for 4 days straight. I think that means I have to pay taxes in Wisconsin now.

   Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!!

   Dear Facebook, these people that you are suggestion her to friends with is making her sad. She thought you knew better than that.

   already has 99 problems... and ur becoming the 100th one