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you might be a redneck if You can spit without opening your mouth. 
Just found out I'm the tallest midget in the world
later on this week I go to the doctor & see my arch enemy again...the scale
An Iranian cleric is blaming earthquakes on promiscuous women. He's only partially correct. For the ground to move, she needs to be on top.
I'll tear down the stars and I'll give them to you. They're not as pretty as your eyes, but I guess they'll have to do.
Instead of studying for Finals I am currently putting together my audition tape for the next season of Jersey Shore...Not Glee...I have standards...
not as thunk as you drink I am occifer...i was just podging dotholes...
facebook baby,i love you,even though you suck. . . or,maybe THAT is why I love you
says 'gardening' is what it's called when adults want to play in the dirt!
I know you need a wish right now, wish right now .. but quit postin song lyrics on my wall !
Dont ever let your gaurd down, ever!..and when you think its ok to let your gaurd down that is the time when you should realllly keep it up!, waaaaaay up!
NXT 4 Life! They're taking over!
mad because the government took away my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
When sh*t dont look right, Start a fight.
Everything taste good and is easy to swallow with a little "hope and change" sprinkled on it.
he'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Football fans jeerig!! ofcourse they were Korea Fans!!
31% of women complain about everything while the other 69% complain about everything
Happy Birthday Weed!
Pamela Anderson bankrupt. Owes IRS over $500,000! Says she'll repay once she's back on her feet. IRN doesn't know when she last saw her feet
Ben got really upset when I called him a f@g, I've never seen someone run down the road in high heels so fast.
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