Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   BREAKING: Jimmie Johnson just won the 2013 Daytona 500....

   If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head

   There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.

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   counting the number of friends who remind him that it's Friday.

   Don't mess with Packer fans, it not nice to pick on retards!

   Someone just told me that thw word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What's up little guy?

   Last I checked, the Confederate flag turned white.

   I would get your number but I already got it off the bathroom wall.

   REMEMBER KIDS: It's not gay if it's for meth.

   Quick cooking question...after I boil the vegetables...what do I do with the leftover wheelchairs?

   Why doesn't Mitt's wife want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house

   making babies

   If white privilege exists, then why did Senator Warren have to pretend to be an Indian?

   Don't tease fat girls, elephants never forget...

   just found out that Lindsey Vonn had her gold medal taken away by Obama. The reason is that he is going down hill faster than she did.

   The “thank you wave”👋🏼 after letting someone merge their car in front of yours is the one thing holding this fragile society together.

   Hurricane Isaac . Just like Obama, promises so much, but when it's time to get down and dirty, fails to deliver.

   "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

   God didn't create man. Man created God. #TRUTH