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Ever seen a chick so fine you swear that she must be a retard coz it wouldnt be fair for her to be that fine AND smart too? 
Just because you're perfectionist doesn't mean you're perfect; you might be hopelessly unhappy with yourself.
I hate it when me and my subconscious is having a heated debate...and just when I come up with good comebacks, it thinks up a even better one! I thought about drinking on Friday, subconscious said "how about now!".... good one!
The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco De Mayo
show me the benefits part and THEN i'll let you know if we can be friends
It's hard for me to take the things you say seriously when I know what's been in that mouth of yours.
I've heard the song 'This Is How We Do It' like a million times, but it's still very unclear to me.
has some advice for the guys out there... Never put tiger balm on and then go to the bathroom.
No, you idiot! I said 'avert' your eyes, not 'invert' them. Wow, that's disgusting!
I'm not shy around women. I'm realistic.
pick a number from 1 to 10 and add it to your age....think of a colour and clodse your eyes...................................dark isn't it?
R.I.P to all the virginity that will be lost tonight.
i don't get it...tonight theres millions of breaking & entering cases but nobody calls the police because they get bought off with presents
At a nerd wedding they don`t say, "I do." They say, "I accept the terms and conditions."
kids at the front door selling drugs!!!! I got 3 boxes of thin mints coming!
I think this buddy of mine is becoming really good at fishing coz all his neighbors call him a MASTER BAITER!....bravo buddy!
an intelligent carbon based lifeform.
Manti Te'o watches Clint Eastwood speaking to an empty chair *nods approvingly*
there's a million fish in the sea and I'm just worm to attract them!
I love you but I'm not, "I want us to be miserable together," in love with you.
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