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The thing's you think of when its 1:30 in the morning What if carpet grew like grass and every once in a while you would have to mow the lounge room 
Posted 14 hours ago Walked by a child clutching a stuffed animal. The kid made the stuffed animal's paw wave at me & now I'm finding it hard to hate everything.
You know she is a psycho when she posts pics of her mood. SAD, ANNOYED, HAPPY, ANGRY.
Always drink upstream of the buffalo herd.
My internet goes out more than I do.
There was a spider in my truck so I very carefully turned my hazard lights on and drove off a bridge.
well since the Texas breakout Maybe I should go home sick with Ebola
"The Force Awakens" ensures the next Star Wars movie is already better than "The Phantom Menace"
I try to live each day like it's my last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry b/c hey, who wants to do laundry on the last day of their lives??
If I was dyslexic,, I totally would've won Powerball last night.
There's no feeling in the world like when two people want each other so bad... to die.
Anyone can sell things people eat. The Bay leaf salesman is a true salesman!!
How to tell if your woman is mad at you; she tells you, " No! I'm fine!"
My guilty pleasure is feeling guilty over any pleasure I have.
Most places claiming to have Real New York Pizza usually don't. It's more like: "Real Upstate New York Pizza."
If you really wanna drive her crazy, make her guess how you feel.
my liquor store owner will be so happy in about four days
I would love to send so many people on One-way trip to Mars.
Still waiting for this movie sequence where the guy running for his girl at a moving train slips off and dies under the train.
If a road runs parallel to a river, there's probably a bridge nearby. No reason to cross five lanes of traffic, Frogger, you idiot.
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