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still has Circus Peanuts left over from Halloween 1956. Yum! 
has a message to all Gingers. Let Raoul Moat be a lesson. We will find you and make it look like suicide!
had to fill out a doctor paper once it said "sex M/F" I didnt know what M or F was so I put"no thanx"
the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try and unboil a hard boiled egg
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered
I want a red rider 200 shot carbine action range model air rifle with a compass and this thing which tells time built right in the stock.
Golf is a good walk ruined
People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meat ya
i was so poor growing up if I wasn't a boy I would have nothing to play with!
getting ready for May 21st (this Friday) which is Talk Like Yoda Day...practicing we should be, hmm?
is thinking 9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing and you are reading my status. Hang in there mate !!
If I threw all my problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, I'd grab mines back...
When you fight with a pig in the mud you both get dirty, but the pig likes it!
They say that 15% of all Facebook Status updates are written on the toilet, but I think that's a bunch of crap.
Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine. Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.
At $50 billion, Facebook is now worth as much as Oprah's little finger
how you doing(in that guy with the golden voice kind of voice)
"I am, is the shortest sentence in the English language, funny how "I do" is the longest!!
If someone makes a valid point, you don't just get to say 'hater' and walk away feeling like you've won. If you say: 'you're just a hater' they should take away your right to vote or own property.
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