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I wonder if anyone's going to organize a Slim Jim light vigil in honor of Randall Mario Poffo. 
" I love you" should never be used in the form of a question.
just finished a trip down memory lane.. amnesia never sounded so good
You may be an open book but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
You're really not as bad as people say. You're much, much worse.
It's ok to talk to yourself as long as you don't get answers
In the game of life, if you're keeping score you're not "winning".
going to Facebook's HQ to do a cmmd + Z....be back in a sec
so..nasa says your not allowed to sell any part of the satellite on ebay thats hurtling towards earth at 5 miles per second. 5 miles per seocnd?..is their going to be anything left to sell then?
Love is pain, and anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.
"Love is the more than the sum of yourself but rather the desire to be the sum of the person you love and yourself. It is far more rewarding to desire to do for the one you love more than you do for yourself."
In solidarity with my Blackberry friends, I am not updating my st@tus until they are fully back on-line.
Come on Boys and Men , Grow a Moustache for Movember..just google it to find out what it's all about
Praying Steve can make this 20 hour wait to download the new iOS 5 hurry up from his iCloud
instead of watches, Timex should make hearts..."takes a cheatin & keep on beatin...takes a dumpin & keep on pumpin
Well I ran out of Halloween Candy really early so I just Shut Off all the Lights and Hid .................. Screw the Ships, my Lighthouse, my Rules!
This is scarier night then Halloween.
Hey, he just called you Indian. Oh hell'no. Hold my Fry Bread
People who say I'm hard to buy for obviously don't drink or smoke weed
I'm feeling nostalgic. I remembered 2016 like it was yesterday
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