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says, Seriously, If you piss me off one more time she'll be forced to give you a papercut in front of Jasper! 
thinks that Americans would 'shake' the image of being overweight and lazy if we had to peddle in order to power our computers, thus making us all in shape.
doing the Time Warp... again!
I'm not lonely, I'm just selective!
the best has yet to come...
Just when you thought you had it all, it all falls apart
Do me for tena
comin' atcha with music and fun. And if you're not careful, you may learn somethin' before it's done. So get ready, okay? HEY HEY HEYYYY!!
History lessons in our time whr easy, at least people fought for a purpose, feel sorry for next generation to keep up with the History
thinks that playing tag with sprinters is the 2nd least fun game in the world. second only to playing on a seesaw with a sumo wrestler.
I think I have it all figured out......... Now, if only someone would organize it for me.....
I think I'm just gonna start hittin' on Facebook friends that I can't remember why were friends. This way I dont have to defriend them.
Just so we're clear: I know we agreed not to purchase gifts for each other this year, but you weren't serious. :)
I like it when my wife calls me to check up on me. I feel like one of Charlies Angels.
I was once challenged my own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day I won!
Has a new found love for the word F**K... no doubt it will not last, but I will enjoy it while it does.
Time to go foot race the homeless man again! If he wins I give him $50. He's got faster since I first started doin this
taking one beer at a time.
My wife grew up in Liberty, Mississippi. I'm not saying Liberty is small or extremely Southern, but when you're in town and yell, "Hey Bubba!". . . EVERYONE turns and waves.
Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco to change last name back to Johnson. This must be one of the big changes promised by the team......WTF!!
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