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   messageicon Don't stand up for the national anthem = USA hater. Don't stand up & pay taxes to support the national infrastructure = genius businessman?
←Rate | 10-05-2016 05:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of people make fun of the stuff Glenn Beck says. But don't forget he also has a really stupid face
←Rate | 05-11-2011 11:11 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Try this experiment: The next time someone says "Oh, I'm fine..." look them square in the eyes and say "Tell me the truth." Sometimes all people really want is someone to take an interest. Show them you care all the time, not just at Christmas.
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls are superheros cause who else could bleed for 5 days and not die!?
←Rate | 07-08-2010 14:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon God never made a smart atheist... even tho many of the fools claim to be
←Rate | 09-21-2013 07:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama is in town. Traffic is bad. I won't be able to vote for him in 2012 because I'll still be sitting in my car.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 23:30 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon We should agree on removing Boehner from government. He is an idiot, and his lacky supporters in the background need to push him off a cliff.....waisting American time only to finally pass the tax Bill!
←Rate | 01-02-2013 22:34 by Jwoowoop Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can post the Ten Commandments in the courthouse, if you let us post the statutes regarding child molestation in your church
←Rate | 11-25-2010 13:26 by mickeybruce Comments (2)  


   messageicon So who was this Maya Angelou? Was she the one that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus?
←Rate | 05-28-2014 13:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Obamacare kicks in, I gets free healthcare, Right? Axing for a friend...
←Rate | 08-20-2013 17:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon marking his territory.
←Rate | 10-13-2008 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the doctor looked at it his watch for Michael's time of death. The big hand was touching the little hand.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 15:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"
←Rate | 04-26-2008 10:35 Comments (1)  


   messageicon "remember kids. If approached by a bear, rub your body with blueberry syrup and salmon."
←Rate | 04-30-2009 23:54 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing a game of chess against a very cunning fox!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 10:19 by leeebling | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:29 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon need of a mouth hug!
←Rate | 06-09-2009 21:52 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wake up grumpy… other times I do the easier thing and let her sleep.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:08 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just thought I would put a sign out in front yard that reads "firewood for sale" even though I have no firewood to sell...always wanted to do that
←Rate | 07-01-2009 18:56 by DS | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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