Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Google the terms SOPA an Chris Dodd and you will discover the true source of SOPA and a far over-reaching government..

   The only reason he had a child is so that he can meet babysitters

   going to be the one stuck handing out candy again which is a horrible idea.. Me and people never ends up going well.

   I think it's funny when someone updates their status with a depressing quote or about something bad that happened, and then people “like” it. The “like” button has become used more than a gas station bathroom.

   I'm having a Deja vu of Christmas posts

   Don't hope so....Wish so! Hope is nothing but a lazy wish :)

   suffering from PMS (Pre Marital Stress)

   A friend in need is a PEST indeed

   wondering where Sascatchatoon is.

   Tonya Harding is preggo and getting married. Break out the banjo's, it's anouther white trash wedding!

   Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

   Yea your in my room. I can be as almost naked as I want...

   currently kicking a hornet's nest. (i have a feeling this gonna end badly)

   "The best revenge is a life well-lived" is so true, but it doesn't provide the instant gratification I seek.

   ts always hard waiting for something that you want but whats even harder is knowing its everything youve always wanted

   Fantasia over doses on asprin, called a home wrecker by cheating with a married mand and even made a sex tape... FINALLY, a celebrity sex tape I will not watch HAHAHA!!

   Pre-season football reminds me of some of my ex's. It's over too soon and it's always boring

   riding your discostick

   it doesn't matter how poor you are...if you've got family...your rich

   upset because this Buns Of Steel video isn't what he thought it was gunna be. Stupid misleading covers.