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I ripped a bunch of pubes out on the bus today. It hurt like hell! especially when the chick who I did it to woke up and punched me. :( 
America is full...GO HOME!
says, When Ronald Reagen was president we had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now it's ONLY Obama with NO Hope and NO Cash.....!!!!
"9/11 organiser dead". Nonsense, I've never seen George W. Bush looking healthier.
out spoiling his liver.
Hail Mary, full of grace, put Notre Dame in second place.
more then a lil surprise Mark Ingram won the Heisman Trophy, I thought Obama had it in da bag?!?!?
So you hate me? Is this the part where I start crying? Bi*ch please! Take a number and sit your a$$ down with the rest of them bi*ches waiting for me to give a f*ck.
this is the promised land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and bankrupted the promised land.
Did, we REALLY need a Karate Kid remake????
You know what really gets on my nerves? Skin.
1am... husband is snoring so loud I can't sleep! Tomorrow night I'm getting out the spray bottle and when he starts I'm giong to squirt him like a bad puppy! Yeah, I'll let you know that one turns out.
Okay, so celebrities usually die in 3's... So far, Dennis Hopper, Gary Coleman... who's next?
gathering rocks to throw at the English Football Team!!!
wants to do something different today so is thinking about sitting on the TV to watch the sofa!!!
Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.
thinks Sesame Street should keep Katy Perry and ban Elmo.
Me: Did it hurt? Girl says: What, when I fell out of heaven? Me: No, when you got kicked out of hell for being too hotttt!!
facebook went down...so I had sex, ate a sandwich and VIOLA! its back! Luck of the Irish!
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u) = ? (see comment for answer)
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