Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   just turned water into kool-aid. Your move Jesus

   thinking 'if girls had 'mute' buttons!!'

   If being gay was so wrong, then why didn't it make it onto God's top 10 list?

   I'm going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837

   big in Japan

   and Fabio are now friends.

   would like to inform facebook that it FAILS at "Change". 0bama could use the same advice too.

   So if Jesus sees his shadow when he comes out of his cave can we finally have spring?

   # He's done the lease amount of leading, and the most complaining then all the previous 44 leaders before him put together.

   I'm getting a pet dog & cat and I'm gonna name my cat 'Waterfalls'. This way everytime my dog is chasing my cat, I can say "Don't go chasing waterfalls!""

   with the girl next door

   Happy Easter!!! Remember that laying on your back screeming OH GOD is not a substitue for going to church Sunday

   thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!

   "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."-----JFK Are you listening, OBAMA?

   To those who ask why do need a gun that the capacity of holding 20-30 rounds of ammo....... Ok, let me ask you this, Do you need a cell phone? Do you need a Ipad? Do you need an SUV or a 50,000 square foot house? Do you need facebook? Nope! But its

   was listening to the word abolishionist today used in the news, so I invented a new word that I am....an "Obamalishonist"...... me likey soooo much !! LOL

   Yes, you are an independant women if you dont rely on a man to get your bills paid!

   its sad when fat girls lose weight only to discover they dont have a pretty face.

   Austin 3:16 says I just whopped your a$$

   Jesus himself told us that He saw Lucifer fall like a shooting star from Heaven... Just our luck the jerk landed at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.