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   messageicon Narnia is a bad movie for gays...it asks you to remain in the closet for the best adventures and fun
←Rate | 01-12-2012 05:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a mind like a drill bit! It is twisted, and very dangerous if used improperly
←Rate | 12-02-2011 01:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 4 out of 5 midgets,,, make 2 people.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 08:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, obviously we have a Santa in the North Pole. He's climbin' down yo chimney, droppin' yo' presents off Bringin' cheer so ya'll need to hang the stockings, deck the halls, and leave some cookies cuz he's visiting errrybody out there.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 19:18 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holy Crap!!! I'm watching Fox News as we speak and they just discovered bigfoot for real... wait wait.. disregard it's Chaz Bono....
←Rate | 04-05-2012 10:14 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sexual frustration should recharge phone batteries.
←Rate | 06-06-2012 13:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I rear ended a midget with my car the other day. So he go out and looked at me and said, "Im not happy," so I asked, "So then what Dwarf are you?
←Rate | 11-16-2011 03:25 by the Atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't help think that Christianity is based on one woman's affair, where her cover up story got out of hand..........
←Rate | 09-19-2009 07:22 by deithy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got a Nintendo video game unit for my bathroom....it's called the Wii-Wii.
←Rate | 11-14-2009 23:19 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quit complaining abt Obama n stuff, WALKING DEAD4 premiers today n I can't see cos I lstay in Nigeria
←Rate | 10-13-2013 12:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You haven't lived if you have never done a line of coke off a girl's ass.
←Rate | 07-17-2012 04:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to set your clocks back 200 years before you go to bed tonight.
←Rate | 07-14-2013 10:13 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon your just pissed because its NOT ILLEGAL TO BE WHITE...YET
←Rate | 02-02-2010 22:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hopes Rush Limbaugh remembers to squeeze his fat a*s aboard Oxycontin Airlines and leave the country like he promised, now that health care legislation has been signed into law.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 09:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon living on the magic island of awesome
←Rate | 05-19-2008 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon is a practicable way to derive an attitude of altitude & probity by which to abide or maybe a theophany of flaming creosote in disguise...
←Rate | 03-02-2009 21:32 by Tenacious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day is Fat Tuesday for me because I'm Fat =(
←Rate | 02-16-2010 18:53 by Vito Comments (0)  


   messageicon WebMD needs to add the question “Have you eaten Taco Bell today?” when asking about stomach-related symptoms
←Rate | 04-02-2025 08:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spring is here. I'm so excited, I wet my plants.
←Rate | 05-02-2023 08:29 by TyC Comments (0)  


   messageicon known to cause cancer in the state of California
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  



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