Funny Status Messages

   Barn raising,Frontierville,and Farm town have turned seemily well to do people in to beggars

   "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." - Chuck Nevitt

   not stalkig you but thinks you look really nice in that shirt

   Dosnt Suffer From Insanity X Enjoy Every Minute Of It :))

   Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This problem has finally been solved thanks to British scientists. In a related story, German scientist are researching how much wood could a wood chuck chuck.

   Dyson has a line of fans to add to their line of vacuums. Dysonnow proudly makes products that sucks and blows.

   I thought the show was called "Blue's Clues", not "Weird White Dude With A Bowl Cut Hogging Up The TV".

   Patience is not one of my virtues. Hell, what am I talking about? Virtue is not one of my virtues.

   "Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery or use Facebook while under the influence of medication"

   They told me to think outside the box....I just learned this did not mean I could leave the box.

   looks like arnold schwarzenegger...but before he begins taking steroids.

   I cant stand people who look down on people that look down on people

   why should I ever stop smiling when I live in a joke world!

   Dont Touch..Its call The No No Spot For A Reason.

   being burried alive...please help

   Some people have food in their teeth because no one likes them enough to mention it. This serves as an early warning system for @ssholes.

   the story in Balamory

   ......That'swhat she said...lol

   bringing all the boys to the yard.

   has just put his hamster in the kettel with a spoon full of honey and 2 paracetemol and boiled it............... I thought he had swine flu